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Looking this up, fastest human is still Usain Bolt at 27.78mph (at one point in a 100 meter dash)

I'm only partially through this paper, but it's written in a very engaging and thoughtful manner.

There is so much to digest here but it's fascinating seeing it all put together!


Same here. People keep telling me it's not, but it is, even when I happen to ingest it while unaware I've done so.

I can tell when a mixed drink uses a soda with Aspartame in it. My mouth instantly feels like it's covered in a thin film of plastic and the migraine is usually just around the corner.

Everyone in my family, including uncles, aunts, cousins, have the same reaction, too.


(Windows 9x) (Subsystem for Linux)

For those interested, you can opt-in to this behavior via the application manifest for your own executables: set heapType to SegmentHeap https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/sbscs/applic...

Makes sense to focus on the pathogenic ones. There must be countless benign variations of life everywhere on a microscopic level

> Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.”

> Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy.

> “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview.


heidecker has been honing this persona for years now in the On Cinema universe. looking forward to this quite a bit

He understands the modern conservative male mindset better than anyone, it's amazing

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Spoken like someone who isn't aware of any of his work :)

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

You’ve illustrated the point spectacularly.

He's closer than you might appreciate.

It’s interesting how selectively applied standpoint epistemology serves in furtherance of exactly one standpoint.

that's a lot of syllables.


Well there is exactly one truth.

Sure. But one cannot claim to know have an infallible insight into what that truth is.

Trump does, why can't he too?

Two people can both be wrong. President Trump also has nothing to do with this unrelated truth claim.

In this case, there is exactly one true scotsman.

Trump lies constantly

Tim Heidecker... from?

Only a real film buff will appreciate this

Of course Hacker News would be full of Greggheads.


From Decker vs. Dracula

Free Real Estate

His brand of comedy is very hit-or-miss for me (the best way I can describe it is "smug"), but context drives me to wish him luck in his presumed efforts to turn InfoWars into a literal joke instead of just a figurative one.

I would describe it as absurdism.

The two aren't mutually exclusive. Neutral third party Gemini T. Google, what say you?

  Tim and Eric's Title Explained 

  By calling the show "Awesome" and "Great" before the viewer has even seen it, Tim and Eric lean into a persona of unearned confidence.
Neat.

For contrast, this is what I'd call absurdism without being smug: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fs...


I can see that - kind of like Will Ferrell has reflected on playing dumb people who are extremely confident. So I feel smug does slot in there but I don't feel like it defines it.

“Tinkle Outside the Binkle” is exactly something Tim would say.

"Neutral third party Gemini T. Google"

yeah public traded companies that donate heavily to the GOP are neutral


My favorite recent thing from Tim Heidecker was him interviewing Fred Armisen in the style of Bill Maher. The parody is uncanny. I could see him doing a really good Alex Jones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ha6D1LQGD4


Birds aren't real 2.0

I love it.


Right up with the crypto scam that followed it. Great.

In case you didn't know, the creators of Birds aren't real rug pulled and stole millions with their crypto coin.


If true, you have to admire their commitment to the bit.

I didn't find anything about this though.


You want to look for Enron - they bought the hostname as part of something

I saw a couple stories about that which suggested it was a parody shitcoin. Even if not, the name Enron should've been an obvious clue.

I was unaware of that, disappointing.

I think it's better if they keep all the URLs as they are right now, but then add misinformation into each page and put a big banner saying that this site is parody. Then search and AI will index this and then it will another lawsuit from Alex Jones to get the information removed from those alternate sources.

> then add misinformation into each page

As opposed to the current factual information?


The trade off is so much noise


It would be helpful if the site wasn't down...

I didn't have a problem loading the site. Odd. Try again later or something.

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