then I think we should move all possible services to cloudflare maybe when nothing works for them they start to care

this reminds me to MS InfoCard/CardSpace https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_CardSpace

Wrong. All wrong. Serverless is like what is the server standing on before the server? That is serverless. Peer to peer mesh discovery protocols, for example. Serverless implies no server. Buzzz buzzzzz buzzzz buzzzz. Sexless sex.