You should've seen the minus points coming — committing a crime never increases your karma. ;)

Except there are crimes this community often thinks should not be considered crimes.

If we just got on that whole drug decriminalization / legalization bit, we'd drastically reduce our prison population in a comment on this thread, got 9 points right now.

Not to mention copyright infringement, prostitution, assisted suicide, those few sodomy laws that are still on the books, obscenity...

Maybe you can find a crime that doesn't hurt anybody. Especially since you are planning to fail and get caught anyway. Just make sure not to traumatize any innocent bystanders.

Not sure why you were downvoted. Those inmates probably have better living conditions than I do.

It's more like

  1) Move to Norway
  2) Commit a crime
  3) Get deported